1. The media forbidden to interview any politician or Hollyweird resident
2. The media loses access to the internet
3. Politicians pay is stopped with no future reimbursement
4. Senate and House cafeterias open to furloughed workers at no charge
5. All stop lights in Washington, D.C. frozen at red.
6. Top leaders of both parties sequestered in the West Wing
7. Mandatory drug and IQ tests for authors of shutdown legislation
8. Debt ceiling laws reinstated by politicians who pass basic arithmetic tests
9. Refuse offer of NFL referees to help with arbitration
10. Build a wall between politicians and TV cameras
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